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steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

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grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

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elysaxoxo:

justin-kim:

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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n1gglets:

I’ve always wanted a pocket watch, I felt like it would make me seem more professional and like a man who had poise and money back in the day. (of like 1920 or something, i’m lame i know..)

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